One for 12 feet.

I bought new ankle socks today, so my new Vans Parra Era’s don’t smell like shit in this summer heat.  But the ankle socks are not the same as my other ankle socks.

I miss stealing YOUR ankle socks.

Long Time No See …

“The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.”

-Quentin Crisp

Now, Enjoy This:

I Love Older Women.

Especially these two bangin’ babes that stopped by The Late Show with Jimmy Fallon.

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Book Club:

I love book clubs, mostly this one though.

Enjoy!

(quick note, the editing and the sound in this video is really impressive.)

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The Douche Theory. By Michael Lewis Hoops

Mike Hoops, an old friend of mine, recently explained his theory on the fundamentals of being a “Douche.”  I was kind of impressed at how simple it is and even more so how right he is.  He explained it like this:

“So the other day I was riding my bike down the street.  I had my right pant leg rolled up and everything.  I started riding without any hands for a little bit then I began to stretch my arms out while I was riding with no hands and I thought to myself ‘I’ll be I look pretty cool right now’ and that’s when I realized I looked like a Douche.”

It’s pretty simple!  Just acknowledging the fact that you look “cool” or “badass” makes you a douche.

Good work Mike!

Texts From Last Night:

Hance, aka Kiddrae, showed me an incredibly entertaining website this morning.  www.textsfromlastnight.com.

I love how easy it is to identify the context and exposition of each entry.  Enjoy.

Naughty by Niemczyk.

You know when you’re away from the computer for a couple of days, you get kind of excited because you just know that your on-line reading content is building up one post after another, so you’re just super excited to get back and read the shit out of everything new in your Blog-o-sphere.  Naughty by Niemczyk is definitely the first thing I check when I return from my on-line absence.

Mike Niemczyk is solely responsible for some of the cleverest clip-art I’ve ever seen.

“It’s no secret that white people steal black culture and screw it up in the process. This is my tribute.”

I love the simplicity of each illustration.  Nauhty by Niemczyk does a great job of showing how white people would most likely react to Rap Lyrics in real life.  Do yourself a favor and start from the very beginning.

Angie Tempura Tells It Like It Is:

I like what this young lady has to say. So funny.

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Awkward Boners

This site is pretty effing funny!  IT’S DEDICATED COMPLETELY TO BONERS!

Do yourself a favor and check it out!

via www.awkwardboners.com

Turbulence In The Tip Vortex From an Airplane Wing:

“Studies of the critical point beyond which a system creates turbulence was important for Chaos theory, analyzed for example by the Soviet physicist Lev Landau who developed the Landau-Hopf theory of turbulence. David Ruelle and Floris Takens later predicted, against Landau, that fluid turbulence could develop through a strange attractor, a main concept of chaos theory.”

I’m not too familiar with Chaos Theory, except of the basics, taught to me by this genius: