A HUMONGOUS Happy Birthday to the single coolest person I have ever had the pleasure of meeting:
Colin Andrew Jardine is a Legend.
I miss you.
I have a brand new hair cut (Thanks Wyatt,) just in time to look super shnazzy for Elm Street Tattoo’s Annual Christmas party.
Also, my friend Stevie discovered me on a Blue Bell Ice Cream Box:
Leave it to somebody with a mug like that to make Ice cream creepy …
We’ve had the crappiest weather in Texas the past few weeks. Just down right cold. But this is why I love Texas:
It’s December …
I bought new ankle socks today, so my new Vans Parra Era’s don’t smell like shit in this summer heat. But the ankle socks are not the same as my other ankle socks.
I miss stealing YOUR ankle socks.
“The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.”
-Quentin Crisp
Now, Enjoy This:
Especially these two bangin’ babes that stopped by The Late Show with Jimmy Fallon.
I love book clubs, mostly this one though.
Enjoy!
(quick note, the editing and the sound in this video is really impressive.)
Mike Hoops, an old friend of mine, recently explained his theory on the fundamentals of being a “Douche.” I was kind of impressed at how simple it is and even more so how right he is. He explained it like this:
“So the other day I was riding my bike down the street. I had my right pant leg rolled up and everything. I started riding without any hands for a little bit then I began to stretch my arms out while I was riding with no hands and I thought to myself ‘I’ll be I look pretty cool right now’ and that’s when I realized I looked like a Douche.”
It’s pretty simple! Just acknowledging the fact that you look “cool” or “badass” makes you a douche.
Good work Mike!
Hance, aka Kiddrae, showed me an incredibly entertaining website this morning. www.textsfromlastnight.com.
I love how easy it is to identify the context and exposition of each entry. Enjoy.
