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Jello Lemon Pudding

12 Dec

So today I’m at my parents house watching my Dad for a few hours while my Mom is taking my granny “Grambo” Christmas shopping.  It’s been a pretty cool day.  Colin and Ernie and I were playing fetch in the backyard when we decided to rake the 3 months worth of dead leaves off of our families fron yard.  The only rake we could find on the premises was an antiqe rake that was the opposite of light.  I think it was a prop in a play at some point in time.  So I sent my brother Colin to Home Depot to pick up 2 of the most efficient rakes Home Depot has to offer.  Meanwhile, I stayed and made sure my dad got his medication.  It’s tough getting him to take all of his medication by himself anymore so we crush his medicine into Jello Lemon Pudding.  So I made some pudding and added my Dad’s crushed up medication, one of them being a mild sedative.  I fed him the first bite containing most of the medication and he took it swallowed then nodded in approval.  Some how, in my Dad’s own way, he made eating Jello Lemon Pudding look cool as shit.  A second bite was in order to finish off the crushed pills.  As I offered it to him he refused and insisted that I take the next bite.  It would have been rude of me not to accept and my Dad would have let me know it was. So I agreed and ate the second bite.  I finished the spoonful of Lemon Jello Pudding containing a mild sedative and we both agreed that Jello Lemon Pudding is delicious.  The End.

Wings of an Angel

20 Jul

Friday, like many nights of the week my friends Johnny Stomp, Robbie Call and Weston Finney were hit with a massive retarded craving for some Buffalo Wings. It was Friday night and not just any buffalo wings would do. I then knew what needed to be done, so we loaded into the car and proceeded west on I-30 to PAPA’S BURGERS Oh my fucking God are their Buffalo Wings amazing.


Their burgers are some of the best in Fort Worth but the jurisdiction of their Buffalo wings spreads across the land. The texture of the wings are crsipy at first as the tangy aroma of the buffalo sauce enters the room … of your mouth! First bite sends you into a whirlin derbish of delite because the crispy texture turns juicy as the meat of the chicken wing slides of the bone into your mouth leaving you drunk with satisfaction. I could eat the shit out of Papa’s burgers wings 365 days a year, not joking. If you’ve never been before, i highly recommend trying it soon, and while you’re in the area give your ol’ buddy James a call and we’ll go drop some mother fuckers all night long.