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8 May

Yes!  Effing Crap!  Tomorrow is my birthday.  As you know, we’ll be at Sneaky Pete’s, on Lake Lewisville, all day come rain or shit or shine.

Here are two more last minute birthday gift suggestions:

Let me borrow your boat for a day.  You don’t even have to let me drive it.  But, I call shotgun.

Let me borrow your Water Bicycle.

(note:  I will also accept boat/water bicycle rentals.)

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3 Days

7 May

Oh man, oh man, oh man I am getting really excited, and you should too!  3 more days of being 25.  It’s always a kind of funny feeling when your age changes.  You’re always gradually getting older, but when your actual age changes, thats pretty neat.  So, less than 72 hours of my 25 year old self is left.

What should we do?

5 MTHRFCKNG DAYS!!!

4 May

Oooh man, things are really starting to heat up here at jamesjardine.wordpress.com!!!  Merrell and I are so excited about Saturday.  Mostly because of everyone that will be there, (also there are a ton of sand volleyball courts … )

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Here are today’s suggestions for good gifts to make me on my big day:  CAKE!!!

Cake is effing delicious!  I will eat it until I get sick.  I can eat the shit out of some cake!  Here are some cake suggestions and recipes via DoNotClickThat.  Thanks Jesse!

This is one badass tasty morsel of a cake

Make it happen!

8 Days:

1 May

All right you wretched darlings, you.  Here’s the scoop:  Merrell and I are having the coolest joined birthday party of the year and it’s taking place on Saturday May 9th all effing damn day!  We’ll be at Sneaky Pete’s.  If you haven’t been there it’s pretty much amazing.  I know you’re asking yourself “James, what the hell is a Sneaky Pete’s, and why are we spending your birthday there???”

Here’s why :  5 Sand Volleyball courts, 3 Full Service Bars, 2 swimming pools, 1 volleyball pool and 1 Lewisville Lake.  I’m not too sure if we can bring coolers of beer out there, but I recomend it anyways, (we’re crafty as shit, so we’ll figure something out, so bring it and leave it in your car.)  The drinks there are pretty cheap though.

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I will constantly remind you over the course of the next week about this epic event.  Plan on spending the entire day there, I will.

Here are some more gift Ideas:

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R2 Fish Training Kit AWESOME!!!

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Natural Rain Showerhead.  (Ruiz, you can buy this for Us.)

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Burn me a playlist of your favorite songs!

10 Days:

30 Apr

Ten more days left of my “so called” 25 year old life.  I’m fine tuning all the details/plans for the birthday events.

Here’s a little hint:  Merrell and I are having a joined birthday.

If you don’t have a swim suit then get one now.

If you’re allergic to Sand or Volleyball then don’t come.

Now here are some more things I need to get on my birthday:

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Swiss Army SwissFlash Alox USB

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Prints of Luke Lanter’s Photography.

Stay tuned for more birthday party details!!!

12 Days:

28 Apr

It’s getting closer guys!  So here’s a few things I’m adding to my 26th Birthday Wishlist!!!

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the-balloon-gun-1With the Balloon Gun we can play Russian Roulette without dying.  There is a needle in one of the chambers.  This way we’ll have all the Russian Roulette practice we need for that Big Day.

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The Brief Wonderous Life Of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz

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Make Me Something!  (Not Kindergardners.  DO NOT GET ME A KINDERGARDENER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!)

13 Days.

27 Apr

Less than 2 weeks and I’ll be 26.  Woo-Wee!  I got the most excellent early birthday present from Chelsea yesterday, a Rosegold oversized chronograph time piece from Michael Kors.  It’s effing radical!

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Moving Forward, you still have time to buy/make me plenty-o presents.  Stay tuned to jamesjardine.wordpress.com for great gift ideas!  Here’s today’s novel gift Ideas:

world_book_encyclopedia_2009_spinescape_lrgWorld Book Encyclopedia

51uxvhv1jxl_ss500_The Office Ultimate Package (that’s what she said.)

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That’s all I have for right now.  Stay tuned for Birthday plans.