Tag Archives: Fort Tits

Oh Finney …

12 May

I found this little piece of gold on my computer last night.

This video clip needs very little exposition, all you need to know is that we were all drinking at Fort Tits and Weston Finney is about to fall down.

Enjoy.

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These Puppies Need Homes!

26 Jan

If you haven’t been to Fort Tits in a few months then you might not know about the 7 bundles of bad-ass that we have living in the downstairs of the  house.  Puppies!!!  That’s right, we’ve got 7 that need good loving homes.  Rachel and I will be spending the next few weeks looking for loving homes for these rascals.  They’re 7 weeks old as of yesterday so Stephanie will be taking them to the vet soon to make sure they have all of their appropriate shots and what not.  All seven pups have such strong/entertaining personalities already.  Such little fuzzy lovies!

If you have any questions about the pups or might be interested in giving one a loving home, where they will get all of the attention they deserve, Please contact me throught this blog!

Enjoy!

The Mama is Labrador/Chow and the Dad is Labrador/Boxer.  Most of the  puppies resemble their dad, but 2 of them are darker and have longer hair resembling their mama.  All of them are incredibly good looking!

***None of these puppies will be skull fucked or eaten under our supervision.  We just have Poor vocabulary’s and Terrible senses of humor.

Bicycles.

20 Jan

Saturday, after a day of scenic scooter rides and go-kart races, we came home and decided to build a ramp … why the hell not?!

Enjoy!

Team Taser Holiday Sampler

29 Dec

The footage from this video takes place over the span of 4 days.

Enjoy.

Team Taser

8 Dec

This happens around this time every year.  Team Summer, the leaders in leisurely summertime activities, are starting to feel the cabin fever of constantly being indoors due to the seasonal un-summer weather.  Apparently, there is no such thing as a “bad idea” indoors to these maroons.  If you ever feel like coming over to Fort Tits and putting a little “pep” in your step just let me know.  We’ll Keep the Taser on For you.

Enjoy!

(It’s safe to say you can probably expect a weekly Team Taser video.)